Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We had to coat check the pizza.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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