So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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