There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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