My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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