How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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