weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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