I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Everclear isn't food dammit
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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