She said her name was "party"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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