Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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