Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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