Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
