i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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