so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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