that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Come share oat with me in your robe
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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