Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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