Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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