Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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