Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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