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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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