You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
