My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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