Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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