Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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