you would pick up someone in the library
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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