I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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