what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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