do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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