1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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