i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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