I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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