You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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