But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Someone signed my nipple.
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