pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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