I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
