Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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