sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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