i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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