Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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