Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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