Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I am spending my child support on dildos
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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