Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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