:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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