I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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