You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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