Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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