You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
