I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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