dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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