two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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