Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Found your dick twin last night
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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